if I lie here
if I just lay here
I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone
What in face did you just fucking say about my hair, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous fights with Stand users, and I have over 300 confirmed heals. I am trained in stand warfare and I’ve the top ability in the entire Duwang region. You are nothing to me but just another fatty. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this part, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Speedwagon Foundation and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Heavy Weather, maggot. The snails that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime over 60 km/h, and I can restore you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Crazy Diamond. Not only do I know the secret Joestar technique, but I have access to the majority of Stand users in Duwang and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Dorarararara fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re getting a feeling so complicated, kiddo.
JoJoveller CM with the Passione boys!
Do you remember that one time NL and his best friend raised money for charity?
Completely forgot about making this until now! I’ve been watching Northernlion’s The Binding of Isaac LPs for a while now, and I noticed he mentioned wanting to run into “the key monster the drops a thousand keys” more than a couple of times.
Naturally, I wondered what such a monster would look like.
And yet, Agents continue to break down sobbing in my office despite my attempts at making my office an ‘upbeat place’.
you’d think this is a joke but like half of the fandom needs this
OH MY GO D