my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

d-dh:
just look at the awesome moth it turns into
That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares
Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.
I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.
It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.
fluffy Dorito.

I got bored so I made a thing, so here’s a semi-transparent rupee that changes color based on your background. I based the design off the artwork for the Minish Cap.
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid